An inner yelp is released
when I take a good look
at my average quasi-chiseled,
and I notice a long hair strand
right next to my man nipple,
my proud mipple area.
I can only ask myself:
“where did this come from?”
“do other east asian men get this?”
“do other men in GENERAL get this?”
“what is the use of having hair grown there?”
Questions I can only ask myself
into the mirror landscape of slight confusion
and wondering what I should do next,
wondering if I should let it grow
imagine that it becomes a 3rd arm,
or if I should pluck it out now
and avoid any awkward situations
of people wondering why hair grows there.
how DID it grow so long?