Korean girls, you’re so goddamn hot
but why ya’ll such a difficult lot?
I just want to ask you for a dance
but you look at me as if I got no chance.
Am I such a bore, an unseeming disgrace?
Is there a huge hairy spider on my face?
Oh Korean girls, how you taunt me so
you make a man like me feel so low
I do my best and be courageously bold
but ya’ll are just too damn icy cold.